Each year, families across America celebrate Father's Day. But what about the Daddies in our lives - shouldn't they get a day too?
Daddies are imperative to the wellbeing of our nation. Daddies take care of their babies to the fullest extent, doting on them with love and affection and buying them wonderful gifts (which stimulates the US economy). Relationships with Daddies are not only based on trust and maturity, but also on spontaneity and excitement, which generates societal vitality. Finally, Daddies make sure that their babies' needs and desires, be them emotional or physical or material, are completely satisfied, which produces healthier citizens. What's NOT to celebrate?!
If you agree, sign this petition to have the U.S. Government make "Daddy's Day" an observed holiday!