Something about him.
He was raised by penguins following a childhood boating accident. He graduated magna cum laude from the Jackson State Prison College, where he learned that not all issues can be reduced to black or white. He received his law degree from Melbourne Girls College, which he attended on a full football scholarship through an administrative error. He lectures frequently to his children on a variety of subjects. He enjoys swimming and fishing, despite the painful memories.
To limit future inquiry, here are answers to some of the more frequently asked questions:
(a) Emperor, not King.
(b) Yes, it was cold. Thankfully, he had a sweater.
(c) Sushi