We petition the White House and the Obama administration to make the day after the Super Bowl a national holiday.
For reasons including but not limited to:
1) Waking up thinking you are actually friends with the puppy, monkey, baby. We will need therapy for that.
2) Drinking so much that you think you are a Budweiser puppy trying to find its way home.
3) Beyonce is our spirit animal and need a day channeling our inner Queen Bey.
4) Productivity levels will be at an all time low. Reviewing snapchat videos and youtube'ing 'how to move to Ryanville' will be our 'job' today.
5) After devouring enough buffalo dip, pizza and wings that would feed an army, 90% of our day will be spent in the bathroom.
#ThanksObama
~Wakin' Up w/ Kyle, Rachel & B.Lord on RadioNOW 100.9