Derringer's "Real American" describes America not how it is, but how it ought to be. An America where everyone "fights for what's right". An America with pride.
"The Star Spangled Banner" has had it's day, and it's been fun, America. But now is the time for us to embrace the future of America, and that will take some "Real Americans".
Hulk Hogan and other "superstars" are all part of this dream called America, and there could not be a better embodiment of the American Dream than performing the Running Leg Drop on another overpaid actor's chest.
So, I ask you, on this greatest of American Holidays, that you consider our proposal to honor the greatest of American heros, those that sell their self image and pride for money, just as our founding fathers intended.