We demand that all Professors of Linguistic Anthropology who teach Improvisation and Language classes and are named Keith offer extra-credit to students who show up for after-hours improv sessions. Furthermore, in light of the fact that some students may have scheduling conflicts that exclude them from this extra-credit opportunity (which would be unfair), said Professors must offer an additional alternative extra-credit option, like making a 3-minute improv video or writing a summary of whose line is it anyway or something.



