This is historical material “frozen in time”. The website is no longer updated and links to external websites and some internal pages may not work.

Make Dom Siravo the First American Combat Cyborg With A Rocket-launcher Arm Or Something

Created by D.S. on August 04, 2015

It's time for the Obama administration to stop holding Americans back. We spend billions of dollars each year on dumb stuff like education, why not put out some of that federal money to good use and make Dom Siravo a fully functional cyborg, equipped with jet propulsion legs and a laser guided rocket launcher for an arm.

Why? Can you imagine if China gets a bunch of cyborgs before we do, that's not a world I would want my children to grow up in. I fully consent to whatever risks are inherent in the augmentation procedures, and also agree to have my consciousness transfered to an external hard drive for future improved versions of myself. Also if Obama wants to make me a robot dog companion that's cool too.

Make my 25th birthday a special one and let's keep America number 1!

Economy & Jobs
Technology & Innovation
Innovation: Arts & Technology
Return to top