I was watching the RNC and I noticed Donald Trump's lizard-like qualities. In particular his underlying lizard skeletal structure stood out. Based on the way he paused in between sentences and appeared to wait for the heat lamp to warm his cold blood enough that he may speak again, I'm not entirely convinced that he isn't a lizard-man. Having a lizard-man be commander in chief is not only a threat to our national security, but it is outright unconstitutional.
Plus, if he made President Obama release his long form birth certificate, the constituency has a right to see Mr. Trump's X-Rays.