Whereas st has been petitioned that the game "Skyrim" by Bethesda Softworks should be banned.
Wheras the authors of that petition site violence, homosexuality, & perversion as reasons to ban "Skyrim".
Whereas we believe the actual reasoning for their petition to be prejudiced against dragons fueling their petition.
Whereas dragons have been a part of folklore for centuries.
Whereas dragons present unique opportunities for national defense.
Whereas this petition is no more silly than the petition to ban "Skyrim", and is a lot more fun.
We, the American people, today ask you,
1) To make dragons real, bringing them from fantasy into reality.
2) To protect the rights of dragons.
3) To provide a safe place for dragons to breath fire.
4) To commission dragons into the defense program.