Forks, knives, and spoons alone are the soul problem of America's obesity epidemic. I vote it's time the utensil industry be held responsible. Not alone can they be used to make people fat, they can be used as lethal weapons. My uncle was shanked in prison by a plastic spoon, and I call for someone being held responsible for it. It's time for change America, and let's start with the utensil industry.
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