This is a very important issue as I and many other people want to sexually identify as egg salad. As a collective group of people the we want to be egg salad society all feel very uncomfortable as we are now and we would all be much more comfortable in a warm creamy egg salad skin. Thank you for taking the time out of your day to read this and I hope you understand and sign The petition.
Yours truly
The leader of the we want to be egg salad society
Matthew Sanders