We the people of the United States petition the President to appoint Elizabeth Warren to the Supreme Court. She is the logical sucessor to Antonin Scalia, as she is a pre-eminent legal scholar and consistently makes policy that is both good for the people as a whole as well as beneficial to minorities, the impoverished, and the middle class. She also frequently champions the feminist cause as well as showing good sensibilities towards climate change. For these reasons, we conclude that she is the logical appointee.l
We look forward to seeing you exercise excellent judgement, Mr. President.
In solidarity,
The People of the United States