We resolve that the state of Rhode Island be set aside as a peanut-free zone. This will enable of those who do not suffer from the scourge of peanut related afflictions to enjoy our delicious salty snacks in peace. Cover it with a dome like in that Stephen King thing. All persons would be given the OPTION to live in Peanut Island. No peanuts, peanut related products, or items which may have contained peanuts at one time will be allowed in Peanut Island.
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