We the People of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, and spread awareness of Fantasy Zombies and Whack-A-Moles, do ordain and establish the ESPN Fantasy Focus Football Podcast the official podcast of the United States of America.
No longer shall the citizens of this great nation be subject to the oppressive rule of Pod Vader, neigh, we shall rise up on our high horses and hold the Fantasy Focus Football Podcast above all other podcasts.
We urge the leader of the free world to declare the ESPN Fantasy Focus Football podcast the official podcast of the United States of America.