Make every Laundromat have Wi-Fi!

Have you ever gone to the Laundromat, looked to see if there was an open Wi-Fi connection available, and there wasn't? That is sooooo boring! It's like you have to bring a book or something, or stare idly at the washer and dryer until your laundry is done. All kinds of weird people try to talk to you. I'd much rather stare into my phone, or a tablet perhaps. Maybe even a laptop, if I wanna be archaic about it. This simply won't do. Completely unsuitable if America is to maintain it's prominence as the greatest country on the face of the earth. How are we to maintain competitiveness in the global marketplace, when we can't do our e-commerce while washing our underwear? These conditions negatively impact our most vulnerable citizens who may not have appliances. Let's make a stand