Super Bowl halftime shows are generally pretty fucking terrible. And no disrespect to Beyonce, and she's fine and all, but she's not Prince and so I don't really care that much.
Watch this link and fucking try and tell me you don't want this every year:
http://www.veoh.com/watch/v6330047nSFChkNw?h1=prince+superbowl+halftime....
Ladies if that didn't make you wet, you're probably a lesbian. And fellas, if that didn't inspire you to slam your girl for 4 hours in some fucked up acid trip way, you're probably too bitch made to get any as it is. Go watch the Puppy Bowl, nerds.
At the end of the day, this is about the children. If we don't teach these kids what music is great, they'll never learn and probably grow up to be boring white kids. So please, think of the children and sign.