In this world we are confronted with many pieces of confusing and obfuscating terminology. Oven mitts, for example, are an archaic term and should be replaced with "Glovens" a portmanteau of "Glove" and "Oven." We the People petition President Obama to help us push this change and force the Federal Trade Commission to rename all future oven mitts "Glovens."
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