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Make Girl Scout cookies even smaller!

Created by D.R. on March 23, 2015

Let us all be honest. Them cookies? They are way too big. Seriously, I pick one up and it's like "Whoa, where did my hand go? And what is that small mountain off in the distance, covered in chocolate and coconut shavings?"

One day I sat in my car for over thirty minutes, wondering why it would not start, only to discover that I had actually gotten into a discarded Tagalongs box. I was embarrassed by mistake, but even more embarrassed that it took me over three days to find the exit to the box. I escaped from a crease in the side of the box, after answering the riddles of the mighty minotaur. I would later find that my car had been crushed by a Thin Mint.

In summary, smaller cookies would be nice. GO Brownies :)

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