We would like the Glow Cloud to be appointed to the Office of Secretary of Education for the United States of America. As clearly shown by its aptitude for the sciences, such as meteorology and taxidermy, initiative when taking over as President of the Night Vale school board, and commitment to improve the public school system for its offspring, not to mention its superiority to we feeble humans, the Glow Cloud is clearly the best choice for Secretary, and should be appointed as soon as possible, lest it become angry with us and decide to resume its incessant raining of dead armadillos, lizards, and a few crows. All hail. All praise. All submit to the Glow Cloud.
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