A scant few months ago, May 28, 2016 - a date which will live in infamy - the United States of America in the form of their honorable representative Harambe the western lowland gorilla, was suddenly and deliberately attacked and killed by forces of the park rangers of the Cincinnati Zoo and Botanical Garden.
To honor the brave hero Harambe, killed while doing the one thing he loved, we must give him a just reward for his bravery and heroics. I, and Americans all across the United States in their hearts, believe that an ideal service would be to have him posthumously elected as the 45th president of the USA, moving the current nominees to the 46th.
Remember, America. We cannot stand to let such injustice slip by. I ask that the Congress declare Harambe the 45th president of the US.



