After the horrifying murder of the silver-back gorilla Harambe, the United States of America has been left in a time of sorrow and pain.
In order to ease the pain of the American people and to ensure the remembrance of our fallen comrade and fellow citizen, who was denied his fifth and fourteenth amendment right to due process, Harambe not only should, but deserves to be awarded the title of National Mammal of the United States of America.