make "hella" a standard unit of customary measurement.

The core of American culture is innovation. We are a progressive people, constantly reaching forward and soaring to new heights. However, we have often come under fire for our uniqueness by the other countries of the world who are inferior and are not akin to adaptation for the future. For example our use of Fahrenheit rather than Celsius, our dropping of those pesky "u's" in various words, and most importantly the installation of the customary system. To show that we will not stand down I move that we add a new measurement, applicable to all aspects of life, from science to literature, the "hella." Hella in and of itself is a verbal symbol of the American Dream. It can be anything that it wants: any quantity, any quality, or any language. Help me in this endeavor surpass the naysayers