Please allow Honey Boo Boo's new rap video to be used to torture illegally detained terror suspects throughout the world. I'm sorry... I meant to say enhanced interrogation techniques instead of torture In the ever expanding war on terror, we need to make sure we're providing the CIA with the newest tools to extract information from terror suspects. While waterboarding was a wonderful method of torture, its time has come and gone and gone. It's time to get serious Mr. President. I'm sure we'll be called monsters for subjecting terrorists to Honey Boo Boo's new rap video, but we should stop at nothing to protect America. You can always invoke the Bybee Memo again so we can get back to torturing some folks. Torture is also widely supported by the GOP, so it should make them horny



