Along with Braille at drive-up ATMs, misaligned hot dog and bun package counts are an act of terrorism. The Constitution strictly forbids it, under the the often ignored Section VVV, which states,
"Heretoforeto, we the peeps declare that congress shall
i. require ingredients listed on all products for safety
a. excepting that ingredients not be listed on sausage packaging, for we declare that we shall not be desiring to know how the sausage is made,
ii. require all separately sold products to conform to fair alignment standards,
iii. require that he who smelt it must forever be declared thee that dealt it."