On behalf of the people of these United States, we ask that the practice and application of Hydraulic Fracturing, a.k.a. "fracking" be made completely illegal in all 50 states and all territories of the United States of America.
Furthermore, we ask that citizens affected by said practice in the past, present, and future be given reparations for the medical and environmental implications of this deplorable practice.
In addition to the above stated requests, the people request a formal apology from all representatives that support(ed) businesses that pursue Hydraulic Fracturing within their districts or regions of representation.
When all three demands are formally met, only then can we even begin to ensure our water supply stays clean and healthy for ourselves and all future generations.