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To make it a federally observed event that every Friday at 3:30 local time, every of age employee get a 32 oz. beer.

Created by C.L. on November 14, 2012

By allowing everyone a beer near the end of the work day it will boost morale across the country and improve work effectiveness. Lazy bums that don't work will have more of a drive to find a job. Unemployment solved. It will also bring together co-workers into a common ground were they can improve inter office relationships. No harm can come from it. Price of beer could be taken from checks and if the Government made its own they could make a fortune! Hello end of debt! I am actually quite surprised this idea hasn't already been passed.

Your welcome Mr. President. I voted for you twice. Don't let me down. Make this happen

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