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Make it illegal to be Jared Schwichtenberg.

Created by D.P. on January 14, 2013

Jared Schwichtenberg is a threat to the United States of America with his avid anime and extreme CoD playing. he may destroy all the vaginas out there but we can not risk the damge he would do to the nation as a whole. He m,ay become so badass that we all just die from his sheer badassry and alpha maleism. He also smells like poo. YUCK>

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