We wish for it to be made illegal for any person to knowingly post a spoiler about Star Wars The Force Awakens on any form of social media. The punishment for violating this new law should be as follows: The spoiler should be forced to watch all of Episode 1 three times in a row, then be forced to watch all of Jar Jar Binks parts in all three movies on a continuous loop for twelve hours.
We believe this to be a fair punishment for anyone who violates our human right to view Star Wars The Force Awakens with fresh eyes and a fresh mind, without anything being spoiled.