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Make It Illegal for Straight Boys to Wear Shorts When There is Snow on the Ground

Created by S.S. on December 05, 2016

Exactly what it says on the tin. I know the federal government does not normally restrict people's personal liberties to the point of saying what they can or cannot wear. But I am hoping that policy will change when President-Elect Trump gets sworn in. Plus France is already policing Muslim women's burkinis so there is a precedent.

I am tagging this with Civil Rights and Equality (because I deserve the right to see straight boys properly dressed for the weather), Energy and Environment (because it is h*ckin cold out), and Health Care (because having cold legs increases the chance of muscle cramps).

Civil Rights & Equality
Energy & Environment
Health Care
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