Jaron Wilson is moving to Bend next week. We would like him to hold his Going Away Party on Friday October 23rd instead of Saturday or Sunday. This will lead to maximum enjoyment for the most parties possible.
Jaron has been resistant due to his requirement to attend work the following day (Saturday). Being his last day with said company, we think it's only fair that he shows up extremely hungover at 7 am to complete his work -- as would be expected from any employee.
Without a proper going away party we feel Jaron, the Baron, Wilson will not be able to complete his move and therefore forfeit his new job and any future earnings. Please help us take action and ensure that Jaron's Going Away Party can be a raucous success.