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Make JP Licks Affogato illegal because its too good for this country

Created by C.D. on April 11, 2015

JP Licks, an awesome ice cream chain in and around Greater Boston, has an ice cream dish called an Affogato. It consists of vanilla ice cream drenched in espresso.

This unholy union of awesome is too good for Boston, much less America. We have to stop it. Before all we eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner is Affogato. Think of the children!

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