As you may know, on June 7th the nation suffered a devastating loss as the Pittsburgh Penguins got absolutely destroyed by the Boston Bruins in a mere four games, obliterating any chances that the sad collective we like to call "Pens Fans" had for happiness. Despite the challenges the city of Boston has had to overcome in the last few months, it is important for us to remember the even less fortunate teams who have a mere 3 Stanley Cup championships to Boston's 6. To counteract this tragedy I suggest we secure the day of greatest loss, 6/7 and let it be known as "Boo-Hoo Crybaby Hockey Fan Day", as a stand-in proxy holiday where hockey fans from all walks of life can just observe a moment of silence and have a good cry when their team has not made it to the Stanley Cup. You babies.



