Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal seems very intent on making his mark on humanity. I say that we help him do that by becoming a member on the first manned mission to Mars.
As a member of the team that would ultimately live on Mars the remainder of their lives unable to watch cable TV, eat Taco Bell, or, say, hold any sort of public office, Bobby Jindal could lend his biological expertise that he obtained from Brown University to determine if life could be sustainable on Mars.
Additionally, as the team explores whether new human life could occur on the red planet, Jindal could handle the delivery of newborns, as he has experience delivering his own child in his living room.
So, I urge you to sign this petition to get Bobby Jindal off the planet Earth and onto Mars.