My fellow Americans,
Right now there are 362 men in the House and 83 in the Senate. As we fight for freedom and equality, we forget that there is one thing men will never experience: childbirth.
Luckily, science can help us bridge the gap between the sexes. Labor contraction simulators are inexpensive and non-invasive machines already available in the marketplace.
It is imperative that the men creating and passing laws that affect women's health and reproductive rights do more to understand their female citizens.