Let's face it the male nipple is not considered sexy, and with the way things are going it never will, this underrated piece of the male anatomy will continue to be taken for granted if we fail to act. However, in this 3 point plan everything can change:
1. Ban public male nipple exposure
2. Get the FCC to rate any content showing the male nipple as NC-17
3. Make it a felony for any woman to see a male nipple that doesn't belong to her husband.
Only once the male nipple is gone will people actually appreciate it's value. Only the government has the power to right this travesty, please help