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Make Mark Rippetoe the secretary of health and fitness

Created by A.Y. on November 19, 2012

In a modern world filled with desperation and economic troubles, only one man should be teaching our children how to squat, and this man is Mark Rippetoe. Mark Rippetoe is a national level fitness coach and former competitive powerlifter. Rippetoe has authored several books about the subject of weightlifting and health. He teaches kids the most important life lesson they can ever learn; how to squat with proper form. These kids grow up to be big, bulky, patriotic American Citizens. Lifting for women will be declared illegal along with abs.If anyone knows anything about health and fitness, it's Mark Rippetoe.

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