We respectfully request the Obama Administration to create the world wide authoritative office of Grand Imperial Emperor and appoint Master Peanut (an adorable orange and white fluffy cat) to maintain that office. Appointing anyone else other then Master Peanut would be a detriment to humanity because only the Orange and White Wonder has the insight and judgement to lead humanity into the future.
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