It's about time Patrick Star gets the respect he deserves. If mayonnaise can be an instrument, then it can be a religion, as well. Mr. Obama, if you have any respect for the sanctity of the Mayonist movement, please include Mayonnaise as a religious choice on federal forms. How does this progress the human condition? IT SOLIDIFIES MAYONNAISE AS CONDIMENT, A SALAD DRESSING, A SAUCE BASE, AND A TAX-DEDUCTIBLE DONATION!! If you choose this delicious treat at Subway or on a good ol' homemade salami and pickle sandwich, sign this petition. Let your voice be heard!!!
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