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We the people ask the federal government to Change an existing Administration policy:

Make McDonalds carry Shamrock Shakes year round

Created by D.M. on June 17, 2016

Every year millions of Americans are needlessly suffering through a horrible cycle of having our medications withheld from us FOR 11 MONTHS A YEAR!! Many are being forced to move on to harder stuff like strawberry and even chocolate just to get a fix! This is udderly McDiculous and I'm certain they don't put up with this in Ireland! Shamrock is not a gateway shake and in fact would prevent most people from ever trying something harder. People have been using vanilla responsibly too. I'll sweeten this deal for you and slip you some green behind closed doors. Speaking of green, it's be great if you'd just legalize marijuana while you're at it. A Supersize Shamrock Shake ALWAYS tastes best after a bowl of good ganja. Yeah, you know what I'm talkin' bout. Thanks for all you doob.

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