Dear government officials,
We, the people of these great United States, thank you for your continued service in protecting all that is good for this great nation. This is why we would like to bring to your attention a very delicate yet substantial issue that we feel needs to be resolved. We deplore you, our elected leaders, to make McDonalds tell us how many hearts they use in their burger and McRib meals. This would include all hearts used, rejected or approved, animal or otherwise, in a numeric value. We would like this "Hearts Used Count", a tentative title, to be plainly listed either separate or along with the Nutritional Information that is already required. This is so we, the citizens of this wondrous land, know how many hearts we are eating.
Thank you.