I, Allan Durham, would be a great Co- President. The reason I do not want to be the only President, is because I don't want to be selfish and kick President Obama out of his job entirely. Also, because I want to play basketball with him.
You might be wondering, "Why would he make a good Co-President?" Or "Is Co-President even real?" Well the answer is NOT YET, until now.
But yes, I will be a great Co-President. While President Obama is handling all the paper work, I will be doing all of the talking and press events, he is far too busy for that anymore.
Things will get done, people will be pleased, and a nation saved all in a days work with Co-Presidents Barack Obama and Allan Durham behind the wheel. And at the end of it all, President Obama and I will hit the golf coarse for a quick 9



