The purpose of this petition is to demand official executive intervention from the President of the United States of America into the state of affairs of the Washington "D-League" Wizards. Ernie Grunfeld is awful. Like not just run-of-the-mill awful. Like blind juggler awful. Let's look at the evidence: Tomas Satoransky, Jan Vesely, Shelvin Mack, Lazar Hayward, Nemanja Bjelica, Jermaine Taylor, Bill Walker, Dominic McGuire, Oleksiy Pecherov, Vladimir Veremeenko. And those are just the draft picks. Not to mention these high-character winners: Javale Mcgee, Nick Young, Andray Blatche; or guys he traded 1st rounders for: Mike Miller and Randy Foye, Mike James and Javaris Crittendon; or signed to huge contracts coming off knee injuries: Gilbert Arenas.
John Wall is pretty fast, though.