Make the Monday after Super Bowl Sunday a National holiday. That way everyone can stay up and enjoy the game with their friends and family with out the constant dred and worry about work the next morning.
What else brings Americans together like the Super Bowl? One hundred million people all did the same thing yesterday. When does that ever happen? As a nation, what else do we universally agree on, quite like the fact that we should all sit down, eat ridiculous foods and watch a football game? We can barely get the same number of people to vote in a presidential election.