Well I want to make the Moon into a bacon shooting death star. To do this, you must first make a laser that can make air into bacon. That will take a large field of scientists to do, creating jobs for them. Once you do that, you must raise Michelangelo or an artist like him to paint the moon to look like a Death Star. Then hire a team of construction workers to chisel out the moon into the shapes of the Death Star. Next, attach the bacon laser to it, and fire into a basin to fill with bacon. This will relive the stress of the nation pinching pennies to buy food, make people happier, get rid of people's vegetarianism by showing them the wonders of bacon, and will feed the homeless. Also, you can make it into an attraction to boost our nation's money and get rid of the deficit. Thanks, Enzo.
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