We the people of the internet humbly request the presence of Morgan Freeman at next year's Superbowl. We want him as our halftime entertainment, finally providing family-friendly, life-altering entertainment as he narrates everything he sees in a voice that can only be described as the very definition of American. Also, we would not mind if there were penguins and he narrated what they did too.
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