I am trying to have a petition created to make my boyfriend allow me to pee on him. We joke about it frequently, but when I try to do it, he denies me. This makes me sad, both as a woman, and as someone who has to pee regularly. If there is some way we can make him let me do this, I would be eternally grateful. Thanks, Obama!
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