My friend Zak is a pretty cool guy but his name really needs to be spiced up some more. My friend Ian agrees with me a lot and he can be pretty cool too sometimes. So President Obama, make him change his name so that it lists as "Zachary 'The Snackary' Garcia" because cmon that would be pretty cool.
If you don't I swear I won't vote for you ever again and I'll tell all my friends not to as well. This includes Zak and Ian.
Also make anime real.