My girlfriend, Jennifer, is hard to get along with lately. If Lady Liberty is available to do some etiquette mentoring on the side, or if John McCain has a few motivational words for her, that would be great.
P.S.
Please tell the Senator that she's tougher than she looks, so to stay vigilant, and it's best if he speak in a calming voice if possible. When compared to my girlfriend, Jennifer, and the color of her face, the pre-04/2011 HSAS color-codes are conveniently accurate when the Senator wants to judge his volition of the situation during his motivational words. UNITED WE STAND!