My muscles aren't getting any bigger.
Can you believe that?! I eat right. I exercise. I pay my taxes. All this to no avail. Sure, my muscles are bigger than they were before I started exercising, but the Constitution clearly states I'm entitled to muscles as big, or bigger, than everyone else's. I believe it's somewhere toward the back. If you haven't read that part, just keep reading.
This is why Americans everywhere, from New York to Vancouver & from LA to London, are demanding that Congress pass a comprehensive set of legislation aimed squarely at making my muscles bigger.
Laws solve everything - please don't screw this up for me.