My roommate, Joel is a very silly person, but he also is extremely hipster and just doesnt understand what it is like to be a scene kid. My hopes are that if president Obama sees this and it reaches its signature goal that the United States Government will step in and dye his hair shitty colors and replace all the music on his Ipod with Blood On The Dancefloor.
I, the founder of this petition, would like to thank everyone in advance for their support and hope for that support to continue until this grave issue is rectified.