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Make my worship of Keira Knightley a tax deductible religion for federal tax purposes. And make me an official Pirate.

Created by M.M. on April 03, 2013

I believe in her as much as many people who get tax benefits believe in their own Deity. She is a Goddess that deserves the same type of tax treatment every time I donate my money for a new Pirates of the Caribbean movie. Please sign my petition so President Obama can decide for himself.

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